Horse Whisperer

Mercedes · 9th May 2007, 08:15 AM

A Cowboy meets an Indian herding sheep in the Black Hills .

Cowboy: "Nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

Indian: "Dog no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' all right."

Indian: (Look of shock!)

Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (pointing at the Indian)

Dog: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and
takes me to the lake once a week to play."

Indian: (Look of total disbelief)

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Indian: "Horse no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)

Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (pointing to t he Indian)

Horse: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me brushes me
down often, and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the
weather."

Indian: (Look of total amazement)

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Indian: "Sheep lie."

**Vepl** · 9th May 2007, 08:28 AM

Seems Dip said the same thing about sheep

Vepl

John Dell · 9th May 2007, 08:29 AM

**DiP** · 9th May 2007, 08:30 AM

They are LIARS!

So is Vepl.

Mercedes · 9th May 2007, 08:42 AM

ok who is lying to the teacher now?? Do I need to speak to the sheep?

**DiP** · 9th May 2007, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercedes

ok who is lying to the teacher now?? Do I need to speak to the sheep?

:shocked:

Noooooooo!! No no no, no need to talk to the sheep, and if you do, they're lieing.

Mercedes · 9th May 2007, 09:18 AM

I think maybe someone was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.......

*Dip*????

**DiP** · 9th May 2007, 10:05 AM

But it's so fluff...*cough*

I have no idea where you guys get this stuff from.

buddy lee · 9th May 2007, 11:18 AM

hahaha

**Adri** · 9th May 2007, 04:25 PM

9th May 2007, 08:15 AM	#1
Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 768 Gold: 108 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Horse Whisperer A Cowboy meets an Indian herding sheep in the Black Hills . Cowboy: "Nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?" Indian: "Dog no talk." Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doin' all right." Indian: (Look of shock!) Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (pointing at the Indian) Dog: "Yep." Cowboy: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play." Indian: (Look of total disbelief) Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Indian: "Horse no talk." Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool." Indian: (Extreme look of shock!) Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (pointing to t he Indian) Horse: "Yep." Cowboy: "How's he treat you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me brushes me down often, and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather." Indian: (Look of total amazement) Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Indian: "Sheep lie."

9th May 2007, 08:28 AM	#2
Vepl Forum Legend Join Date: Oct 2006 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 3,621 Gold: 979 Thanks: 2 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Re: Horse Whisperer Seems Dip said the same thing about sheep Vepl Another Quality Job by Atlas607 Member of K*S

9th May 2007, 08:29 AM	#3
John Dell Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Europa Posts: 984 Gold: 8 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Horse Whisperer Haha

9th May 2007, 08:30 AM	#4
DiP Ronin UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,221 Gold: 21,224 My Mood: Thanks: 158 Thanked 113 Times in 92 Posts	Re: Horse Whisperer They are LIARS! So is Vepl. Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

9th May 2007, 08:42 AM	#5
Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 768 Gold: 108 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Horse Whisperer ok who is lying to the teacher now?? Do I need to speak to the sheep?

9th May 2007, 09:18 AM	#7
Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 768 Gold: 108 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Horse Whisperer I think maybe someone was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad....... Dip????

9th May 2007, 10:05 AM	#8
DiP Ronin UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,221 Gold: 21,224 My Mood: Thanks: 158 Thanked 113 Times in 92 Posts	Re: Horse Whisperer But it's so fluff...cough I have no idea where you guys get this stuff from. Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

9th May 2007, 11:18 AM	#9
buddy lee Agent Zero Join Date: Oct 2006 Shard: Atlantic Posts: 2,055 Gold: 17,753 Thanks: 24 Thanked 29 Times in 27 Posts	Re: Horse Whisperer hahaha

9th May 2007, 04:25 PM	#10
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