Holy Politicians Batman

Mercedes · 28th June 2007, 11:21 AM

Two alligators were relaxing in the swamp talking.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said,

"I can't understand how you kin be so much bigger 'n me.
We're the same age, and we was the same size as kids.
I just don't get it."

"Well," said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin', boy?"

"Politicians, same as you," replied the small 'gator.

"Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"

"Down 'tother side of the swamp

near the parkin' lot by the capitol."

"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"

"Well, I crawls up into one of them Lexus

and wait fer one to open the car door.

Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg,
shake the sh#t out of 'em, and eat 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator,
"I think I see your problem.
You ain't gettin' any real nourishment."

"See, by the time you get done shakin'

the sh#t out of a Politician,

there ain't nothin' left but

an a$$hole and a briefcase!"

Crypt Keeper(CK) · 28th June 2007, 11:24 AM

ROFL

thats great

**kingtony** · 28th June 2007, 02:15 PM

where is the aligators when bush gives a speech when you need them

**Adri** · 28th June 2007, 02:16 PM

ShadowStriker · 2nd July 2007, 06:18 PM

So true. Why cant we just start over in washington...... we might actually have something afterwards.. maybe

28th June 2007, 11:21 AM	#1
Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 777 Gold: 79 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Holy Politicians Batman Two alligators were relaxing in the swamp talking. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you kin be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, and we was the same size as kids. I just don't get it." "Well," said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin', boy?" "Politicians, same as you," replied the small 'gator. "Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?" "Down 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by the capitol." "Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?" "Well, I crawls up into one of them Lexus and wait fer one to open the car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the sh#t out of 'em, and eat 'em!" "Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment." "See, by the time you get done shakin' the sh#t out of a Politician, there ain't nothin' left but an a$$hole and a briefcase!" Last edited by Mercedes; 28th June 2007 at 11:24 AM.

28th June 2007, 11:24 AM	#2
Crypt Keeper(CK) Guildmaster of ATD, Defender of Paxlair! Join Date: Nov 2006 Shard: Sonoma, Chesapeake Posts: 652 Gold: 160 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Holy Politicians Batman ROFL thats great

28th June 2007, 02:15 PM	#3
kingtony How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic Posts: 2,663 Gold: 94 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Holy Politicians Batman where is the aligators when bush gives a speech when you need them

28th June 2007, 02:16 PM	#4
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,748 Gold: 634 My Mood: Thanks: 139 Thanked 71 Times in 49 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Holy Politicians Batman lol We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig!

2nd July 2007, 06:18 PM	#5
ShadowStriker Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 145 Gold: 55 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Holy Politicians Batman So true. Why cant we just start over in washington...... we might actually have something afterwards.. maybe

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