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Old 15th July 2007, 09:03 AM   #1
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His and Her diaries.

HER DIARY

Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you too."

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. He seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried.

I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY

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Old 15th July 2007, 09:13 AM   #2
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Old 15th July 2007, 12:21 PM   #3
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Re: His and Her diaries.

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Old 16th July 2007, 07:01 AM   #4
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lol very nice

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Old 16th July 2007, 04:36 PM   #5
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Oh that's horrible she felt so badly..... that's a typical male response though

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Lol just like a man hehehe!

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Lol!
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