Hillbilly Mansion

Arioch · 29th February 2008, 06:52 PM

Nestled against the dense woodlands of West Virginia, this seven bedroom, six bath, one outhouse home features five levels of living comfort. Six decks (count 'em! Heck, maybe even more...) offer endless topless bathing opportunities for grandma, and the seller will even throw in the folding chairs! This beautiful home offers storage galore, including an oversized storage trailer that doubles as support for the in-law suite. Stylish exterior door treatments (shower curtains, my friends, not just plastic sheeting!) add allure to this dream home, and a private pond in front will keep all 17 kids busy for hours playing "Who Can Drown Johnny." The seller is motivated (the judge declared a mistrial in his moonshining case) and he wants to move out-of-state FAST. Make an offer! You won't be disappointed!

**Solidchrome** · 29th February 2008, 07:48 PM

Arioch- how long have you owned this

Arioch · 29th February 2008, 09:01 PM

Well, it's been in the family for a couple generations now, but I am willing to sell it cheap!

**Solidchrome** · 1st March 2008, 08:23 AM

Arioch · 1st March 2008, 08:45 AM

Oh, I forgot to mention: With the right offer, the seller will even throw in the putt-putt golf windmill on the roof!

DarksieD · 1st March 2008, 01:02 PM

hehe...that's awesome

lklovelykiki24 · 1st March 2008, 09:40 PM

Lol nice pad hehehe

**Snugglebunny** · 1st March 2008, 09:59 PM

Is that a chicken coop to the right?

29th February 2008, 06:52 PM	#1
Arioch Join Date: Apr 2007 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 510 Gold: 63,556 My Mood: Thanks: 135 Thanked 69 Times in 43 Posts	Hillbilly Mansion Nestled against the dense woodlands of West Virginia, this seven bedroom, six bath, one outhouse home features five levels of living comfort. Six decks (count 'em! Heck, maybe even more...) offer endless topless bathing opportunities for grandma, and the seller will even throw in the folding chairs! This beautiful home offers storage galore, including an oversized storage trailer that doubles as support for the in-law suite. Stylish exterior door treatments (shower curtains, my friends, not just plastic sheeting!) add allure to this dream home, and a private pond in front will keep all 17 kids busy for hours playing "Who Can Drown Johnny." The seller is motivated (the judge declared a mistrial in his moonshining case) and he wants to move out-of-state FAST. Make an offer! You won't be disappointed! Lord L'arr Hamerfeld

29th February 2008, 07:48 PM	#2
Solidchrome † Virtual hero- real life geek † Join Date: Jul 2007 Shard: europa Posts: 1,042 Gold: 3,504 My Mood: Thanks: 62 Thanked 75 Times in 40 Posts	Re: Hillbilly Mansion Arioch- how long have you owned this Tovladian Soltyr- "..then I saw it was Solid and I was like "Ah ok" because we all know he's not the most complete box of crayons.." UOForums Need Your Donations- Click Here

29th February 2008, 09:01 PM	#3
Arioch Join Date: Apr 2007 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 510 Gold: 63,556 My Mood: Thanks: 135 Thanked 69 Times in 43 Posts	Re: Hillbilly Mansion Well, it's been in the family for a couple generations now, but I am willing to sell it cheap! Lord L'arr Hamerfeld

1st March 2008, 08:23 AM	#4
Solidchrome † Virtual hero- real life geek † Join Date: Jul 2007 Shard: europa Posts: 1,042 Gold: 3,504 My Mood: Thanks: 62 Thanked 75 Times in 40 Posts	Re: Hillbilly Mansion lol Tovladian Soltyr- "..then I saw it was Solid and I was like "Ah ok" because we all know he's not the most complete box of crayons.." UOForums Need Your Donations- Click Here

1st March 2008, 08:45 AM	#5
Arioch Join Date: Apr 2007 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 510 Gold: 63,556 My Mood: Thanks: 135 Thanked 69 Times in 43 Posts	Re: Hillbilly Mansion Oh, I forgot to mention: With the right offer, the seller will even throw in the putt-putt golf windmill on the roof! Lord L'arr Hamerfeld

1st March 2008, 01:02 PM	#6
DarksieD The old guy from Atlantic Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Atlantic/Lake Austin Posts: 870 Gold: 3,427 My Mood: Thanks: 6 Thanked 12 Times in 10 Posts	Re: Hillbilly Mansion hehe...that's awesome

1st March 2008, 09:40 PM	#7
lklovelykiki24 Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 694 Gold: 2,475 My Mood: Thanks: 22 Thanked 11 Times in 6 Posts	Re: Hillbilly Mansion Lol nice pad hehehe

1st March 2008, 09:59 PM	#8
Snugglebunny ♥Yr Mangled Heart♥ Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders Posts: 8,785 Gold: 12,263 My Mood: Thanks: 224 Thanked 53 Times in 40 Posts	Re: Hillbilly Mansion Is that a chicken coop to the right?

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