Hillary

Mercedes · 30th April 2007, 07:13 AM

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that

she's pregnant. She is furious... Here she's in the middle of her first run for president, and as Senator of New York this has happened to her.

She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming;

"How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault! Your fault!

Well, what have you got to say?"

There is nothing but dead silence on the phone.

She screams again, "Did you hear me?"

Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible

whisper, he says,

"Who is this?"

Rascal · 30th April 2007, 07:15 AM

Monica!

Lord of Shadows · 30th April 2007, 07:36 AM

LOL...wish that would really happen to get her out of the political scene for a while.

**Adri** · 30th April 2007, 08:49 AM

roflmao!!!

**kingtony** · 30th April 2007, 08:50 AM

thats so funny

30th April 2007, 07:13 AM	#1
Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 777 Gold: 81 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Hillary Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant. She is furious... Here she's in the middle of her first run for president, and as Senator of New York this has happened to her. She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming; "How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault! Your fault! Well, what have you got to say?" There is nothing but dead silence on the phone. She screams again, "Did you hear me?" Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper, he says, "Who is this?"

30th April 2007, 07:15 AM	#2
Rascal Madam of Mayhem Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Lake Austin Posts: 1,549 Gold: 55 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Hillary Monica!

30th April 2007, 07:36 AM	#3
Lord of Shadows No Rest for the Wicked Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Hokuto/Lake Austin Posts: 633 Gold: 1,001 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Hillary LOL...wish that would really happen to get her out of the political scene for a while. Guildmaster, No Rest for the Wicked (NRW) Hokuto

30th April 2007, 08:49 AM	#4
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,748 Gold: 684 My Mood: Thanks: 139 Thanked 71 Times in 49 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Hillary roflmao!!! We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig!

30th April 2007, 08:50 AM	#5
kingtony How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic Posts: 2,663 Gold: 94 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Hillary thats so funny

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