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Old 2nd February 2008, 11:22 AM   #1
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Helpful hints for first time parents.

Very helpful stuff here.

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Old 2nd February 2008, 11:34 AM   #2
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Old 2nd February 2008, 12:08 PM   #3
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That's hilarious, thanks DiP
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Old 2nd February 2008, 12:16 PM   #4
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Re: Helpful hints for first time parents.

I went through them for a 2nd time, still laughed just as hard as the 1st.

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Old 2nd February 2008, 12:46 PM   #5
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Wait...booze is not the way to calm a baby......someone needs to tell my mom this, I was an alcoholic out of the womb O.o

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I think Britney Spears should be shown these does and don't s of baby care lol

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You mean Britney's mum right?
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Re: Helpful hints for first time parents.

My favorite one is sticking your entire the hand down the diaper to check it. That, and picking its nose.
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