Helpful hints for first time parents.

**DiP** · 2nd February 2008, 10:22 AM

Very helpful stuff here.

**Solidchrome** · 2nd February 2008, 10:34 AM

**Adam** · 2nd February 2008, 11:08 AM

That's hilarious, thanks DiP

**DiP** · 2nd February 2008, 11:16 AM

I went through them for a 2nd time, still laughed just as hard as the 1st.

Tovladian Soltyr · 2nd February 2008, 11:46 AM

Wait...booze is not the way to calm a baby......someone needs to tell my mom this, I was an alcoholic out of the womb O.o

lklovelykiki24 · 2nd February 2008, 11:54 AM

I think Britney Spears should be shown these does and don't s of baby care lol

**Adam** · 2nd February 2008, 11:57 AM

You mean Britney's mum right?

hehe

**DiP** · 2nd February 2008, 01:34 PM

facattac · 2nd February 2008, 02:02 PM

My favorite one is sticking your entire the hand down the diaper to check it.

That, and picking its nose.

**Ally** · 3rd February 2008, 12:28 AM

Hehe those are great!

2nd February 2008, 10:22 AM	#1
DiP Ronin<br>UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,280 Gold: 20,521 My Mood: Thanks: 122 Thanked 86 Times in 70 Posts	Helpful hints for first time parents. Very helpful stuff here. Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

2nd February 2008, 10:34 AM	#2
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2nd February 2008, 11:08 AM	#3
Adam Lead Administrator Owner Join Date: Oct 1990 Posts: 6,014 Gold: 66,474 Thanks: 49 Thanked 571 Times in 187 Posts	Re: Helpful hints for first time parents. That's hilarious, thanks DiP Get your own personal forum Like these ones - Personal forum listing Bored @ work? Play in our arcade! Useful Tips on how to use UOForums Open your own blog

2nd February 2008, 11:16 AM	#4
DiP Ronin<br>UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,280 Gold: 20,521 My Mood: Thanks: 122 Thanked 86 Times in 70 Posts	Re: Helpful hints for first time parents. I went through them for a 2nd time, still laughed just as hard as the 1st. Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

2nd February 2008, 11:46 AM	#5
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2nd February 2008, 11:54 AM	#6
lklovelykiki24 Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 710 Gold: 2,437 My Mood: Thanks: 22 Thanked 10 Times in 5 Posts	Re: Helpful hints for first time parents. I think Britney Spears should be shown these does and don't s of baby care lol

2nd February 2008, 11:57 AM	#7
Adam Lead Administrator Owner Join Date: Oct 1990 Posts: 6,014 Gold: 66,474 Thanks: 49 Thanked 571 Times in 187 Posts	Re: Helpful hints for first time parents. You mean Britney's mum right? hehe Get your own personal forum Like these ones - Personal forum listing Bored @ work? Play in our arcade! Useful Tips on how to use UOForums Open your own blog

2nd February 2008, 01:34 PM	#8
DiP Ronin<br>UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,280 Gold: 20,521 My Mood: Thanks: 122 Thanked 86 Times in 70 Posts	Re: Helpful hints for first time parents. Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

2nd February 2008, 02:02 PM	#9
facattac Lil' Scamp Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 221 Gold: 221 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Helpful hints for first time parents. My favorite one is sticking your entire the hand down the diaper to check it. That, and picking its nose. Xavier's Arena.

3rd February 2008, 12:28 AM	#10
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