A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. The woman got a
>>terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being

>>a devoted husband, protested; but she argued and said she was going to
>>take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time
>>being spoiled by not going.
>>
>>So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly
>>for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, she
>>decided to go the party.
>>Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would

>>have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not

>>with him.
>>
>>She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the
>>dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little
>>feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a
>>rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and
>>devoted ! his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go
>>as far as he! wished; naturally, since he was her husband.
>>
>>Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so
>>off they went to one of the cars and had a little woopie. Just before
>>unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away
>>and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his

>>behavior.
>>
>>She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a
>>time he had. He said - Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a
>>good time when you! 're not there.
>>
>>- Did you dance much?
>>
>>- I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met
>>Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played
>>poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the
>>guy I loaned my costume to......."
>>

hehe that one is always a good Halloween joke!

lol...

lol Good one :]

lol wow...it's a little past Halloween but man that is funny, bad but still funny.