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Old 7th June 2007, 12:27 PM   #1
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How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
 
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The Greatest Lies in the World
The check's in the mail.
I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.
I thought I already gave you that money I owed you.
I promise I'll pay you back next Friday.
I've never been this drunk before.
I'll never get this drunk again.
I've checked this Email out, and it's really not a hoax.
Now we're even.
I'm fine.
We found and fixed the last bug!
The software will ship on schedule.
It was as simple as that.
It's all your fault!
I love you
A representative of the government says...
We'll have the repairs on your car done by noon.
Operator, my calling card number is...
You look like you haven't aged a day.
No, I don't think that outfit makes you look fat.
This is what it will cost to repair your car.
If elected, I promise...
You're going to love working here.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Nine out of ten people surveyed said...
Please hold, and a customer service representative will be with you shortly.
I'll only take a minute of your time.
Our cellular phones will give you more freedom...
100% compatible with your existing equipment.
!!Make Money Fast!!
Lose all the weight you want!
I'm being totally unbiased.
I promise I'll pull out in time.
With all due respect...
For your convenience...
In order to serve you better...
I'm planning to get a divorce so I can marry you.
I'll call you.
I never meant to mislead you.
My wife (husband) is okay with me seeing other people; s/he just doesn't want to know about it.
I'm not leaving you for him/her; I just need some space to think things through.
This will only hurt a little.
This will hurt me more than it does you.
I'm doing this for your own good.
It's only for a little while...
I didn't mean any harm.
Oh well, no harm done...
It was an accident.
I didn't do it.
I don't know who did it.
We are experiencing a peak level of call volume...
Free Adult XXX Web Site!!!
No obligation!
You may already be a winner!
This product was made in an environmentally friendly manner.
I know it's none of my business...
I'm not trying to tell you what to do, but...
This should be easy.
To speak to a representative, press "9".
It's nothing personal.
This isn't partisan politics; it's for the good of the country.
I'm not addicted; I can quit smoking any time I want.
New and Improved!
Trust me.
That was special.
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Old 7th June 2007, 02:03 PM   #2
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Love the list and even printed it out..........
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Old 7th June 2007, 02:23 PM   #3
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Re: greatest lies in the world

lol
agree with all of em!

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Old 7th June 2007, 02:57 PM   #4
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had to delete a couple little to vulger for this forum
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Old 7th June 2007, 05:38 PM   #5
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