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7th June 2007, 01:27 PM
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| How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?  Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic
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  | greatest lies in the world The Greatest Lies in the World The check's in the mail. I'm from the government and I'm here to help you. I thought I already gave you that money I owed you. I promise I'll pay you back next Friday. I've never been this drunk before. I'll never get this drunk again. I've checked this Email out, and it's really not a hoax. Now we're even. I'm fine. We found and fixed the last bug! The software will ship on schedule. It was as simple as that. It's all your fault! I love you A representative of the government says... We'll have the repairs on your car done by noon. Operator, my calling card number is... You look like you haven't aged a day. No, I don't think that outfit makes you look fat. This is what it will cost to repair your car. If elected, I promise... You're going to love working here. I don't know what you're talking about. Nine out of ten people surveyed said... Please hold, and a customer service representative will be with you shortly. I'll only take a minute of your time. Our cellular phones will give you more freedom... 100% compatible with your existing equipment. !!Make Money Fast!! Lose all the weight you want! I'm being totally unbiased. I promise I'll pull out in time. With all due respect... For your convenience... In order to serve you better... I'm planning to get a divorce so I can marry you. I'll call you. I never meant to mislead you. My wife (husband) is okay with me seeing other people; s/he just doesn't want to know about it. I'm not leaving you for him/her; I just need some space to think things through. This will only hurt a little. This will hurt me more than it does you. I'm doing this for your own good. It's only for a little while... I didn't mean any harm. Oh well, no harm done... It was an accident. I didn't do it. I don't know who did it. We are experiencing a peak level of call volume... Free Adult XXX Web Site!!! No obligation! You may already be a winner! This product was made in an environmentally friendly manner. I know it's none of my business... I'm not trying to tell you what to do, but... This should be easy. To speak to a representative, press "9". It's nothing personal. This isn't partisan politics; it's for the good of the country. I'm not addicted; I can quit smoking any time I want. New and Improved! Trust me. That was special. |
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7th June 2007, 03:03 PM
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| Banned  Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy
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| Re: greatest lies in the world Love the list and even printed it out.......... |
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7th June 2007, 03:23 PM
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| Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm   Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval
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| Re: greatest lies in the world lol agree with all of em!  We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt  |
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7th June 2007, 06:38 PM
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| Agent Zero  Join Date: Oct 2006 Shard: Atlantic
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| Re: greatest lies in the world nice |
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