"To My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you,
Being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy.
I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore
after reading this letter I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I
will be spending the evening with my 18-year-old secretary at the Comfort
Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset I shall be back home before midnight."

When the man came home late that night he found the following
letter on the dining room table:

"To My Dear Husband,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my
being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you
are also 54 years old. As you know I am a math teacher at our local college.
I would like to inform you that while you read this I will be at
the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant
tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
As a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge of math
you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one
small difference; 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore I will not be home until sometime tomorrow."

Oldie but goodie!

wow, i havent heard that one in a long time.
I LOVE THAT JOKE!!! my mommy told me that one years ago.....
ok last year, close enough