Grandmothers Don't Knew Everything

Mercedes · 23rd April 2007, 07:32 AM

Little Tony was staying with his Grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what's that called when 2 people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?"

She was a little taken back, but she decided to just tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling"

Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK," and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you."

**Adri** · 23rd April 2007, 07:33 AM

roflmao!!!

Lord of Shadows · 23rd April 2007, 07:36 AM

hehehe

23rd April 2007, 07:32 AM	#1
Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 774 Gold: 99 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Grandmothers Don't Knew Everything Little Tony was staying with his Grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what's that called when 2 people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?" She was a little taken back, but she decided to just tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling" Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK," and went back outside to play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you."

23rd April 2007, 07:33 AM	#2
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,763 Gold: 5,913 My Mood: Thanks: 177 Thanked 93 Times in 65 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Grandmothers Don't Knew Everything roflmao!!! We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig!

23rd April 2007, 07:36 AM	#3
Lord of Shadows No Rest for the Wicked Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Hokuto/Lake Austin Posts: 633 Gold: 1,002 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Grandmothers Don't Knew Everything hehehe Guildmaster, No Rest for the Wicked (NRW) Hokuto

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