Government authority bull !!!!

Mercedes · 28th May 2007, 07:50 AM

A cocky Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and
talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm."

The old farmer said "OK, but don't go in that field right over yonder."
The Agriculture representative said, "Mister, I have the authority of the U. S.
Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed to go
WHEREVER I wish on any agricultural land....no questions asked or answered. Do you understand?"

The farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores. Later, he heard loud screams and saw the Department of Agriculture Rep running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's huge-horned prize bull.
The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets. The bull was gaining on the Rep at every step.

The old farmer called out,
"Show him your card!! Show him your card!!"

**Adri** · 28th May 2007, 08:39 AM

roflmao!!

buddy lee · 28th May 2007, 10:21 AM

**Snugglebunny** · 28th May 2007, 10:29 AM

hahaha

DarksieD · 28th May 2007, 05:35 PM

28th May 2007, 07:50 AM	#1
Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 774 Gold: 96 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Government authority bull !!!! A cocky Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm." The old farmer said "OK, but don't go in that field right over yonder." The Agriculture representative said, "Mister, I have the authority of the U. S. Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I wish on any agricultural land....no questions asked or answered. Do you understand?" The farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores. Later, he heard loud screams and saw the Department of Agriculture Rep running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's huge-horned prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets. The bull was gaining on the Rep at every step. The old farmer called out, "Show him your card!! Show him your card!!"

28th May 2007, 08:39 AM	#2
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,755 Gold: 5,599 My Mood: Thanks: 175 Thanked 92 Times in 65 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Government authority bull !!!! roflmao!! We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig!

28th May 2007, 10:21 AM	#3
buddy lee Agent Zero Join Date: Oct 2006 Shard: Atlantic Posts: 1,950 Gold: 13,925 Thanks: 19 Thanked 25 Times in 23 Posts	Re: Government authority bull !!!! lol

28th May 2007, 10:29 AM	#4
Snugglebunny ♥Yr Mangled Heart♥ Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders Posts: 8,753 Gold: 6,531 My Mood: Thanks: 209 Thanked 46 Times in 33 Posts	Re: Government authority bull !!!! hahaha Sig courtsey of Nevaeh. He rawwwwks! AdamD: You made me cry tears of pink sadness and despair! "Two Minutes in Heaven is Better then One Minute in Heaven." I'm not wearing my business socks for nothing

28th May 2007, 05:35 PM	#5
DarksieD The old guy from Atlantic Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Atlantic/Lake Austin Posts: 851 Gold: 2,672 My Mood: Thanks: 4 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts	Re: Government authority bull !!!! Lol

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