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Old 20th June 2007, 07:45 AM   #1
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Goodbye Mom!

I hope this touches you.

GOODBYE MOM

A young man shopping in a supermarket
Noticed a little old lady following him around.
If he stopped, she stopped.
Furthermore she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout,
And she turned to him and said,

"I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease;
it's just that you look so much like
my late son."

He answered, "That's okay."

"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out
"Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store,
It would make me feel so happy."

She then went through the checkout,
And as she was on her way out of the store,
The man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."

The little old lady waved, and smiled
back at him
Pleased that he had brought a little
sunshine Into someone's day, he went
to pay for his groceries.

"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.
"How come so much .
I only bought 5 items.."

The clerk replied,
"Yeah, but your Mother said
You'd be paying for her things, too."

Don't trust little Old Ladies!!!
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Old 20th June 2007, 09:27 AM   #3
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