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This is a good one...
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married!..
> > > > > > The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I > > > told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, > > > > the > > > > > > hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. > > > > > > Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the > > > > door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. > > > Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed > > > another 9 times. > > > > > > I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted > > > solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even > > > when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = > > > MIDNITE!) > > > > > > The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told > > > him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away > > > with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." > > > > > > When I asked him why?, h e said, "Well, last night our clock > > > cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. sh#@.", cuckooed 4 more times, > > > > cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed > > > twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted." > >
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15th September 2005, 04:58 PM
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Re: This is a good one...
lol, not bad at all
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15th September 2005, 06:17 PM
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Re: This is a good one...
ROFL!!!!!
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15th September 2005, 07:13 PM
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Re: This is a good one...
I started craking up laughing when I read the last line!
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Re: This is a good one...
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16th September 2005, 08:03 AM
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Re: This is a good one...
ROFL thats awesome...
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Re: This is a good one...
oh man that is so funny
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