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Old 27th June 2007, 12:13 AM   #1
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Good advice for the girls

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the !!!!! has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with
it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just my
personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk
funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2007 - turn it into lemonade then mix it
with vodka.

12. Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone else's ex
boyfriend!
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Old 27th June 2007, 04:26 AM   #2
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Re: Good advice for the girls

rofl!

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Old 27th June 2007, 10:39 AM   #3
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lol! good advice

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Old 27th June 2007, 10:42 AM   #4
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Old 27th June 2007, 10:50 AM   #5
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Old 27th June 2007, 02:45 PM   #6
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