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Old 7th January 2008, 04:32 AM   #1
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Old 7th January 2008, 06:09 AM   #2
 
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America truly is weird... ('tis funny tough)
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Old 7th January 2008, 11:31 AM   #3
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I truly worry about the faiths that came after the Viking/Greek/Roman era.

*proud to be an Asatru, where you don't have to get on your knees to please your god*

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Old 7th January 2008, 04:31 PM   #4
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Those are funny signs!
*Pagan and proud* Nice to see humor on church signs.

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Old 7th January 2008, 07:18 PM   #5
 
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Whats next infomercials for Jesus, Lol There is already a Jesus diet what next

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Old 7th January 2008, 07:29 PM   #6
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A church in my neighborhood does signs like this and I always get a kick out of it. At least you know that church knows how to have some fun

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Old 7th January 2008, 08:48 PM   #7
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...you don't have to get on your knees to please your god
But you gotta admit, the man that made that one up... pure genious.

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*places himself on his knees infront of Dip*

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Have any you guys seen this film? I have to say this film sent chills down my neck. Some of the things that the kids would say in the film were things a child wouldn't just say, you could tell that they were being fed those things by the adults. It's kind of scary that a church would try and suggest that teaching kids in the same way Al Kaida does is something to strive towards.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RNfL6IVWCE
Ironically in the Film Jesus Camp at one of the Mega Churches that they filmed had Rev.Ted Haggard as the Pastor. Rev. Ted Haggard, a man who preached against drugs and homosexuality. Rev Haggard who admitted to paying a male prostitute money for 3 Years for sexual favors. Also he admitted to acquiring and using various illegal drugs. That should tell you a lot about how these kids are being lead.

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