God loves blondes

**kingtony** · 18th May 2007, 09:15 AM

God Loves Blondes
A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray..."God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the Lotto."

Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it. She again prays..."God, please let me win the Lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."

Lotto night comes and she still has no luck. Once again, she prays..."My God, why have You forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask You for help, and I have always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win the Lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in order."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself..."Sweetheart, work with Me on this... Buy a ticket"

Mercedes · 18th May 2007, 09:34 AM

**Adri** · 18th May 2007, 10:07 AM

buddy lee · 18th May 2007, 07:08 PM

18th May 2007, 09:15 AM	#1
kingtony How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic Posts: 2,663 Gold: 90 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	God loves blondes God Loves Blondes A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray..."God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the Lotto." Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it. She again prays..."God, please let me win the Lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well." Lotto night comes and she still has no luck. Once again, she prays..."My God, why have You forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask You for help, and I have always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win the Lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in order." Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself..."Sweetheart, work with Me on this... Buy a ticket"

18th May 2007, 09:34 AM	#2
Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 777 Gold: 75 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: God loves blondes

18th May 2007, 10:07 AM	#3
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,746 Gold: 4,980 My Mood: Thanks: 134 Thanked 66 Times in 48 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: God loves blondes lol! We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig!

18th May 2007, 07:08 PM	#4
buddy lee Agent Zero Join Date: Oct 2006 Shard: Atlantic Posts: 1,885 Gold: 6,363 Thanks: 16 Thanked 16 Times in 15 Posts	Re: God loves blondes hehe

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