A woman came home early and found her husband
in their bedroom making love
to a VERY attractive young woman and was VERY
upset.

You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How
dare you do this to me - A
faithful wife, the mother of your children!
I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"

And Pierre replied: "Hang on just a minute
mon cher, so at least I can tell you what happened."

"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, "but they'll be
the last words you'll say to me!"

And Pierre began:

Well, I was getting into the car to drive
home and this young lady here
asked me for a lift. She looked so down and
out and defenseless that I
took pity on her and let her into the car. I
noticed that she was very
thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She
told me that she hadn't eaten
for three days! So, in my compassion, I
brought her home and warmed up
the enchiladas I made for you last night, the
ones you wouldn't eat because
you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor
thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested
a shower and while she was
doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty
and full of holes so I threw
away. Then, as she needed clothes, "I
gave her the designer jeans
that you have had for a few years, but don't
wear because you say they
are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that
was your anniversary
present, which you don't wear because I don't
have good taste." "I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you
for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her and I also donated
those boots you bought at the
expensive boutique and don't wear because
someone at work has a pair like
them..."

Here Pierre took a quick breath and
continued:
"She was so grateful for my understanding and
help and as I walked her to
the door she turned to me with tears in her
eyes and said:
"Please monsieur.......do you have anything
else that your wife doesn't
use?"

Rofl!!!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

something sexy about a french accent I tell you

I can't do an accent, so let me ask, would running/laying in a fetal position at the first hint of conflict work the same?

No........ humour me with the accent

haha, that pretty spiffy

*fails horribly at attempting french accent*

What if I just wave a white flag?

ya the flag will do.......rolling my eyes, you could of made an effort

*waves flag vigorously*

Geesh, the things you gotta do to impress... *sigh*

*hides* I'm probably going to be bopped soon.