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Old 30th June 2007, 12:58 PM   #1
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Talking Girl Speak

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I can neither confirm nor deny this is true.



She says                                              English 
---------                                             ------- 
We need                                       I want
It's your decision                            The correct decision should be
                                                  obvious by now
Do what you want                          You'll pay for this later 
We need to talk                             I need to complain 
Sure...go ahead                             I don't want you to.
I'm not upset                                Of course I'm upset, you moron. 
You're...so manly                            You need a shave and you sweat
                                                     a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight.       Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional!  And I'm not          I have PMS.
overreacting!
Be romantic, turn out the lights.        I have flabby thighs. 
This kitchen is so inconvenient.         I want a new house.
I want new curtains                         and carpeting, furniture, wallpaper...
Hang the picture there                     No, I mean hang it there! 
I heard a noise                                I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me?                               I'm going to ask for something
                                                     expensive.
How much do you love me?                 I did something today you're
                                                      really not going to like...
I'll be ready in a minute.                     Kick off your shoes and find a
                                                     good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat?                                  Tell me I'm beautiful. 
You have to learn to communicate.        Just agree with me. 
Are you listening to me!?                     [Too late, your dead.] 
Yes                                                        No
No                                                          No 
Maybe                                                     No
I'm sorry.                                        You'll be sorry.
Do you like this recipe?                      It's easy to fix, so you'd
                                                     better get get used to it.
I'm not yelling!                                Yes I am yelling because I
                                                    think this is important.
  
In answer to the question "What's wrong?"
  
The same old thing.                           Nothing. 
Nothing.                                          Everything.
Everything.                                      My PMS is acting up.
Nothing, really.                                 It's just that you're such a jerk.
I don't want to talk about it.                Go away, I'm still building up
                                                      evidence against you.

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Old 30th June 2007, 04:04 PM   #2
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Re: Girl Speak

*reflect back upon past conversations with women and the events which occured shortly after*

..........

I can confirm that ALL of that is true!

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Old 30th June 2007, 04:23 PM   #3
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*reflect back upon past conversations with women and the events which occured shortly after*

..........

I can confirm that ALL of that is true!
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Old 30th June 2007, 06:12 PM   #4
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haha why the heck say it if you mean something totally diffrent?

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Old 30th June 2007, 06:35 PM   #5
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Old 30th June 2007, 06:42 PM   #6
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haha why the heck say it if you mean something totally diffrent?

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That's exactly why men will never understand women, they make no sense.
Your right they don't... it makes no sense to do that. Seems like most females who do that is only setting a trap up for the men so they will make the men "say" something bad but if you are not going to be up front then how the heck are they suppose to know?

haha gosh that is some screwy logic...

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Old 1st July 2007, 02:39 AM   #8
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Re: Girl Speak

Who ever wrote that must of been a MAN ....*eyes Baldguy,Vepl & Dip * suspiciously

Its all LIES !!!.............

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