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Old 11th February 2006, 07:34 PM   #1
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funny email title..

well maybe not to those he have gotten enough sleep.. but i thought it was amusing..

I just wonder what kinda "mystery jobs" these are...
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Old 11th February 2006, 07:46 PM   #2
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Re: funny email title..

Yea I get some really bizarre spam emails

I often wonder why the spammer bothers sending them out, I mean surely people don't actually open them and follow through with them or something?

This is a good example of weird one I got recently


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Old 11th February 2006, 09:11 PM   #3
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Gah! I get so many for male enhancement and viagra. heh would hate to be better hung then the guys *wink*
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