10th February 2007, 08:00 PM
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  | Fred and Liz ... Fred and Liz got married but couldn't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Liz are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his Mom, "Are Fred and Liz up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His Mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Liz up yet?" His Mom says, "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mom replies, "OK, now tell me what you think?" He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think.......... I gave him my airplane glue." * TY Lady Arwen for sending that one to my mailbox  |
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10th February 2007, 08:50 PM
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| Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm  Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval
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| Re: Fred and Liz ... rofl!  We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt  |
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10th February 2007, 10:38 PM
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| Re: Fred and Liz ... Ouch!!!  |
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11th February 2007, 12:22 AM
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| Re: Fred and Liz ... Reminds me of that advert for cell/mobile phones... "Nokia - Connecting people"   Get your own personal forum Like these ones - Personal forum listing Bored @ work? Play in our arcade! Useful Tips on how to use UOForums Open your own blog |
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12th February 2007, 01:29 AM
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| Re: Fred and Liz ... lol |
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12th February 2007, 08:49 AM
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| Re: Fred and Liz ... oh my word lol  good one |
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