24th June 2007, 12:12 PM
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| Banned  Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy
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  | Flat Tire A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers... Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?" "My car broke down, Officer" says the woman calmly. "Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer... NOW WAIT FOR IT....... "Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied |
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25th June 2007, 09:51 AM
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| Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm   Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval
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| Re: Flat Tire lol *groan*  We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt  |
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