Female comebacks on lame opening lines

**Gnomy** · 27th November 2007, 04:21 AM

Man: Where have you been all my life ?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Kimmy · 27th November 2007, 05:59 AM

hahahaha I'll have to remember those!

lklovelykiki24 · 27th November 2007, 07:20 AM

Hahaha! Those are some good come backs lol

RMS Truffle Rainbow Spotted Mountain Trout · 27th November 2007, 08:35 AM

HAHAHA That is great!!! I am going to have to remember those when I get hit on in WoW! The r-tards there send you tells and use them pick up lines ALL the time

Obviously not everyone in WoW is bad just like 75 percent of the players! >_<

I have been hit on repeatedly there... course my favorite comeback (sense they do not see me) is :

Guy: "Hey baby, you want to Cyber?"
Me: "Who are you and why are you talking to me."
Guy: "Does it matter? Your a girl and I am a guy."
Me: "That is where you are wrong."
Guy: "?"
Me: "Dude, I am a guy!"
Guy: "Err, you are?"
Me: "Yeah."
Guy: "Umm... bye."

And of course I am cackling madly because I just creeped the poor guy or or least made them feel VERY uncomfortable making him think I am was a guy! Bwhahahah! Don't even know me and just send me a tell like that >_< Grrrr... They deserve a good ego crusher

-RMS Carpathia-

**Gnomy** · 27th November 2007, 09:07 AM

You should tease them a bit before

like

You: Yea sure we can, What are you wearing?
Him: blabla bla bla and you?
You: only underwear
Him: Wow.. great!
You: Btw, Im a guy.. I got STD too..
Him: ...
You: lol!

27th November 2007, 04:21 AM	#1
Gnomy Forum Legend Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Snowbourn - LOTRO Posts: 2,501 Gold: 16,589 My Mood: Blog Entries: 2 Thanks: 45 Thanked 46 Times in 35 Posts	Female comebacks on lame opening lines Man: Where have you been all my life ? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

27th November 2007, 05:59 AM	#2
Kimmy =^.^= Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Europa mainly Posts: 779 Gold: 3,119 My Mood: Thanks: 76 Thanked 32 Times in 24 Posts	Re: Female comebacks on lame opening lines hahahaha I'll have to remember those! Makeing Sosaria Beutiful one home at a time.

27th November 2007, 07:20 AM	#3
lklovelykiki24 Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 694 Gold: 2,475 My Mood: Thanks: 22 Thanked 11 Times in 6 Posts	Re: Female comebacks on lame opening lines Hahaha! Those are some good come backs lol

27th November 2007, 08:35 AM	#4
RMS Truffle Rainbow Spotted Mountain Trout Madien of the Great Blue Join Date: Jun 2006 Shard: Absolutely playing no games Posts: 2,012 Gold: 5,236 Thanks: 5 Thanked 10 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Female comebacks on lame opening lines HAHAHA That is great!!! I am going to have to remember those when I get hit on in WoW! The r-tards there send you tells and use them pick up lines ALL the time Obviously not everyone in WoW is bad just like 75 percent of the players! >_< I have been hit on repeatedly there... course my favorite comeback (sense they do not see me) is : Guy: "Hey baby, you want to Cyber?" Me: "Who are you and why are you talking to me." Guy: "Does it matter? Your a girl and I am a guy." Me: "That is where you are wrong." Guy: "?" Me: "Dude, I am a guy!" Guy: "Err, you are?" Me: "Yeah." Guy: "Umm... bye." And of course I am cackling madly because I just creeped the poor guy or or least made them feel VERY uncomfortable making him think I am was a guy! Bwhahahah! Don't even know me and just send me a tell like that >_< Grrrr... They deserve a good ego crusher -RMS Carpathia- -Back to the Future 2- Marty McFly: There he is, Doc! Let's land on him, we'll cripple his car. Doctor Emmett L. Brown: Marty, he's in a '46 Ford, we're in a DeLorean. He'd rip through us like we were tin foil. -RMS Carpathia-

27th November 2007, 09:07 AM	#5
Gnomy Forum Legend Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Snowbourn - LOTRO Posts: 2,501 Gold: 16,589 My Mood: Blog Entries: 2 Thanks: 45 Thanked 46 Times in 35 Posts	Re: Female comebacks on lame opening lines You should tease them a bit before like You: Yea sure we can, What are you wearing? Him: blabla bla bla and you? You: only underwear Him: Wow.. great! You: Btw, Im a guy.. I got STD too.. Him: ... You: lol!

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