The FBI had an opening for an
> assassin. After all the background
> checks, interviews and testing were
> done, there were 3 finalists; two
> men and a woman.
>
> For
> the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to
> a large
> metal
> door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you
> will follow
> your
> instructions no matter what the circumstances.
> Inside the
> room you
> will find your wife sitting in a chair . Kill her!!'
> The
> man said,
> 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'
> The agent said,
> 'Then you're not the right man for this job.
> Take your wife and go
> home.'
>
> The second man was given the
> same instructions. He took the gun and
> went into the room. All was quiet
> for about 5 minutes. The man came out
> with tears in his eyes, 'I tried,
> but I can't kill my wife.' The agent
> said, 'You don't have what
> it takes. Take your wife home.'
>
> Finally, it was the woman's turn.
> She was given the same instructions,
> to kill her husband. She took the
> gun and went into the room. Shots
> were heard, one after another.
> They heard screaming, crashing, banging
> on the walls. After
> a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened
> slowly and there stood
> the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. 'This
> gun is loaded with
> blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with
> the
> chair.'
>
> MORAL: Women are crazy. Don't mess with them.

oldie but goodie

hehe

Women are crazy. Don't mess with them.
So true but men love us anyway