24th February 2008, 05:00 AM
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  | Farmer and the Cow A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, “Some things you just can’t explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was fill the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up his left to a pole. I began to fill up the bucket again and he kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right to a pole too. As soon as I finished milkin” him again he knocked down the bucket with his with his tail and I took off my belt and tied up his tail with my belt. As I was tying up his tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can’t explain!   |
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24th February 2008, 06:06 AM
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| Re: Farmer and the Cow That was my story too, and I'm sticking with it!  Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons *rolls eyes* |
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24th February 2008, 06:40 AM
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| Re: Farmer and the Cow A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, “Some things you just can’t explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was fill the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up his left to a pole. ---------------------------------------------------------- Hmmm!  Council of Sin, House Covetous Shadow Mystic of SoSV |
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24th February 2008, 06:54 AM
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| Re: Farmer and the Cow  Nice catch! Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons *rolls eyes* |
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24th February 2008, 08:02 AM
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| Re: Farmer and the Cow Yes, that's what I was thinking! You can't get milk from a bull, so no wonder the poor creature was kicking!  |
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24th February 2008, 10:49 AM
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| Re: Farmer and the Cow I was thinking the same thing ..why was he milking a 'him' heh  "When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they went skipping about and that was the beginning of faeries." ~Sir J.M. Barrie "Miss Brant, that's NOT the position I hired you for." |
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24th February 2008, 07:17 PM
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