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18th May 2007, 08:03 AM
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Eve in the Garden
God, I have a problem."What's the problem, Eve?"I know that you
created me and provided this beautiful garden and allofthese wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, butI'm just not happy."And why is that Eve?"God, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."Man? What is that, God?"A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain;all in all, he'll Give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster andwill like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that hewill satisfy your Physical needs. He will be witless and will revel inchildish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be assmart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly."Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically Raised eyebrows, "but what's thecatch?"Well...you can have him on one condition."And what's that God?"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant And self-admiring... so you'll have tolet him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our littlesecret... You know, woman to woman".. |
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18th May 2007, 10:10 AM
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Re: Eve in the Garden
 I love it!
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18th May 2007, 10:12 AM
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Re: Eve in the Garden
*giggles*
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Re: Eve in the Garden
I don't buy it...
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I'm high on life, can't you tell?
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Re: Eve in the Garden
beautiful...
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Re: Eve in the Garden
oh lol hahaha!
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