Enemies Armor is Nothing (I Want My P.V.P) {A UO Parody by PH}

Tovladian Soltyr · 12th April 2006, 10:48 AM

Ok well shortly after reading the other 2 parodies I wrote my archer hating buddy told me I should write one poking fun at the gimp archers....so before any archers post are angry with me and stuff, I haven't nothing personally agianst archers, heck I have an archer for PVM. But anyway this one I made for my friend, who wishes to stay nameless.

Enemies Armor is Nothing (I Want My P.V.P)
(Parody based on Dire Straits - Money For nothing {I want my MTV})

{whispers} I Want my P...V....P.....

Look at them Archer's, that's the way you do it.
You play that 1 stringer for your PVP
That ain't fight'n that's the way you do it.
Enemies Armor is nothing and your kills for free.
Now that ain't fight'n that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them bushidos ain't dumb.
With assist keep'n blisters on your finger.
Maybe even a blister on your thumb.

Chugging pots like cookies from the oven.
Lightning Strike deliveries.
We gotta Parry these arrow aviators.
We gotta throw down some more EV's

See the little Trammy wannabe that's so stuck up.
Yeah buddy that's Lady Mel Dye in his hair.
That little Trammy got his own Leggings of Bane.
That little Trammy he's a millionaire.

Chugging pots like cookies from the oven.
Lightning Strike deliveries.
We gotta Parry these arrow aviators.
We gotta throw down some more EV's

I shoulda learned that gimp one stringer.
I shoulda learned the bushido bow strums.
Look at that gank'n, they got the game all figured out on the screen.
Man they took away all the games fun.
And he's up there, stringing his bow? with all his boys?
Playing the game as good as a trained chimpanzee.
That and fight'n that's the way you do it
Enemies armor means nothin' get your kills for free.

Chugging pots like cookies from the oven.
Lightning Strike deliveries.
We gotta Parry these arrow aviators.
We gotta throw down some more EV's

Now that ain't fight'n that's the way you do it
You play that 1 stringer for your PVP
That ain't fight'n that's the way you do it
Enemies armor means nothing and your kills for free
Enemies armor means nothing and kills for free

Copyright - Poetic Harelyquinn Productions

**Adri** · 12th April 2006, 12:39 PM

lol! *applauds*

12th April 2006, 10:48 AM	#1
Tovladian Soltyr Timeless Treasures Co-Owner Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Legends Posts: 667 Gold: 4,393 My Mood: Thanks: 11 Thanked 26 Times in 20 Posts	Enemies Armor is Nothing (I Want My P.V.P) {A UO Parody by PH} Ok well shortly after reading the other 2 parodies I wrote my archer hating buddy told me I should write one poking fun at the gimp archers....so before any archers post are angry with me and stuff, I haven't nothing personally agianst archers, heck I have an archer for PVM. But anyway this one I made for my friend, who wishes to stay nameless. Enemies Armor is Nothing (I Want My P.V.P) (Parody based on Dire Straits - Money For nothing {I want my MTV}) {whispers} I Want my P...V....P..... Look at them Archer's, that's the way you do it. You play that 1 stringer for your PVP That ain't fight'n that's the way you do it. Enemies Armor is nothing and your kills for free. Now that ain't fight'n that's the way you do it Lemme tell ya them bushidos ain't dumb. With assist keep'n blisters on your finger. Maybe even a blister on your thumb. Chugging pots like cookies from the oven. Lightning Strike deliveries. We gotta Parry these arrow aviators. We gotta throw down some more EV's See the little Trammy wannabe that's so stuck up. Yeah buddy that's Lady Mel Dye in his hair. That little Trammy got his own Leggings of Bane. That little Trammy he's a millionaire. Chugging pots like cookies from the oven. Lightning Strike deliveries. We gotta Parry these arrow aviators. We gotta throw down some more EV's I shoulda learned that gimp one stringer. I shoulda learned the bushido bow strums. Look at that gank'n, they got the game all figured out on the screen. Man they took away all the games fun. And he's up there, stringing his bow? with all his boys? Playing the game as good as a trained chimpanzee. That and fight'n that's the way you do it Enemies armor means nothin' get your kills for free. Chugging pots like cookies from the oven. Lightning Strike deliveries. We gotta Parry these arrow aviators. We gotta throw down some more EV's Now that ain't fight'n that's the way you do it You play that 1 stringer for your PVP That ain't fight'n that's the way you do it Enemies armor means nothing and your kills for free Enemies armor means nothing and kills for free Copyright - Poetic Harelyquinn Productions Timeless Treasures Auctions on Legends Grand Re-Opening to be announced - Contact me for more info

12th April 2006, 12:39 PM	#2
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,763 Gold: 5,913 My Mood: Thanks: 177 Thanked 93 Times in 65 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Enemies Armor is Nothing (I Want My P.V.P) {A UO Parody by PH} lol! applauds We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig!

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