One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the ? ? ?," he said to himself as a little blue "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.

"Bonnie," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She shot back:

"It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'."

lol

lol!

Ouch! Lol

Does it realy work? (buys lifetime supply)

Hell yeah it really works...I happen to be the only seller of the stuff. Life time supply...hmmm, that comes to $1399.00. I will contact you with my paypal account info. LOL

since it's my post do I get a cut of that profit?

Oh, i will take 34645 lifetimes then. If it is that cheap. And mercedes, jsut for letting me know about this, I will send you a check equal to the number of tamers Ben thinks we have in the guild
98325347582857438020 (squared)(to the 10th)

deal and good luck with the Miracle Grow

love your sense of humor Mercedes...we should start our own joke forum or something...but until we do..I'll give ya another one here...

A retired traveling salesman and his wife are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. All their friends and family gather around to congratulate them and wish them well, and everyone is remarking on how wonderful it is that they stayed faithful to each other for all those years. After the party, when everyone has left and the couple is home alone, the elderly man comes to his wife with a troubled look on his face. " Honey" he says " I have something to tell you that has been bothering me for a long time, and I hope you will forgive me. He pulls three small stones from his pocket that are worn smooth and fairly old."You see all those years I spent on the road as a salesman, I was gone from home sometimes for a very long time. And sometimes I got very lonely and occassionally i gave in to temptation, But I loved you very much and each time I slept with another woman I put one of these stones in my pocket to remind me of how much I loved you and to remind me not to do it again, And I've been carrying these stones around all these years and I just wanted to finally clear my concience and tell you the truth. His wife looks up at him and says don't worry dear i still love you. You are only human after all and you have always been good to me so I forgive you. And since you are being honest with me I too have a secret I would like to share. She takes his hand and leads him to the laundry room. There in the corner, under an old sheet she shows him a small basket containing 2 ears of corn and a small roll of dollar bills. You see she says while you were gone so long on those trips I too got lonely sometimes and each time I was unfaithful i put an ear of corn in this basket to remind me. Well the old man says that's not so bad, I'm just glad we finally told each other the truth. But honey what's the roll of dollar bills for? His wife replies "Oh , well everytime the basket got full of corn I'd take it to the market and sell it.