31st May 2007, 08:49 AM
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  | Drunk In The Bathroom A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar again. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!" I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls!" The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket |
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1st June 2007, 12:35 PM
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| Re: Drunk In The Bathroom I hate it when that happens to me!   Guildmaster, No Rest for the Wicked (NRW) Hokuto |
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1st June 2007, 12:38 PM
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1st June 2007, 12:39 PM
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| Re: Drunk In The Bathroom Not pretty, was it?! Guildmaster, No Rest for the Wicked (NRW) Hokuto |
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1st June 2007, 03:35 PM
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| Re: Drunk In The Bathroom lol We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt  |
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