Doctors

**DiP** · 16th December 2007, 05:50 AM

A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four weeks."

A British doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have both of them out looking for work in two weeks."

The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, "You guys are way behind. We are about to take a woman with no brains, put her in the White House, and then half the country will be out looking for work in no time."

RMS Truffle Rainbow Spotted Mountain Trout · 16th December 2007, 08:13 AM

Hahaha that does sound about right =P

-RMS Carpathia-

buddy lee · 16th December 2007, 09:30 AM

merth · 16th December 2007, 09:37 AM

funny half the country out looking for work but hey at least its gonna be with a higher minimum wage

**Adri** · 16th December 2007, 11:11 AM

16th December 2007, 05:50 AM	#1
DiP Ronin UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,221 Gold: 21,224 My Mood: Thanks: 158 Thanked 113 Times in 92 Posts	Doctors A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four weeks." A British doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have both of them out looking for work in two weeks." The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, "You guys are way behind. We are about to take a woman with no brains, put her in the White House, and then half the country will be out looking for work in no time." Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

16th December 2007, 08:13 AM	#2
RMS Truffle Rainbow Spotted Mountain Trout Madien of the Great Blue Join Date: Jun 2006 Shard: Absolutely playing no games Posts: 2,012 Gold: 5,236 Thanks: 5 Thanked 10 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Doctors Hahaha that does sound about right =P -RMS Carpathia- -Back to the Future 2- Marty McFly: There he is, Doc! Let's land on him, we'll cripple his car. Doctor Emmett L. Brown: Marty, he's in a '46 Ford, we're in a DeLorean. He'd rip through us like we were tin foil. -RMS Carpathia-

16th December 2007, 09:30 AM	#3
buddy lee Agent Zero Join Date: Oct 2006 Shard: Atlantic Posts: 2,055 Gold: 17,753 Thanks: 24 Thanked 29 Times in 27 Posts	Re: Doctors nice

16th December 2007, 09:37 AM	#4
merth "Can Set Custom Title" Join Date: Nov 2006 Shard: Set AoC Posts: 1,715 Gold: 1,148 My Mood: Blog Entries: 4 Thanks: 20 Thanked 70 Times in 56 Posts	Re: Doctors funny half the country out looking for work but hey at least its gonna be with a higher minimum wage

16th December 2007, 11:11 AM	#5
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,850 Gold: 920 My Mood: Thanks: 210 Thanked 117 Times in 84 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Doctors lol We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt

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