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Old 3rd May 2007, 11:27 AM   #1
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Do Elephants Really Have Memories?

DO ELEPHANTS REALLY HAVE MEMORIES?

I don't usually like these heartwarming stories, but this one is truly
interesting...

In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from
Northwestern University. On a hike through the
bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised
in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very
carefully.

He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a
large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as
he could, Mbembe worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which
the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look
on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Mbembe stood
frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the
elephant
trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.

Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Mbembe was walking through the Chicago Zoo with
His teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one Of the
creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu
were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted
its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that
several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if
this was the same elephant. Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed
over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right
up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted
again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe's legs and slammed him
against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.
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Old 3rd May 2007, 11:40 AM   #2
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Omg...lmao

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Old 3rd May 2007, 12:30 PM   #3
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lol 2 funny i mudst paste and copy this for friends
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hahaha, hilarity

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lol! the poor bloke I never knew elephants could be so violent!

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