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Old 29th March 2008, 12:21 PM   #11
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he'd clean that too so you're good

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Old 29th March 2008, 12:24 PM   #12
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Weren't we just talking about chocolate Calell?

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Old 29th March 2008, 12:27 PM   #13
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o.0 I don't WANT to know where you're going with that thought. Either 'path' I can think of, I don't care to trudge down, specially with no waders...

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Old 29th March 2008, 12:31 PM   #14
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Just making a remark...

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Old 29th March 2008, 01:05 PM   #15
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Reminds me of a time my dog.....nm....*shakes head* just nm........all I can say is "Nothing says love'n like something straight from the oven" O.o

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Old 29th March 2008, 01:07 PM   #16
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ever seen the movie Truth About Cats and Dogs? You can love your pet, just don't LOVE your pet? o.0

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Old 29th March 2008, 01:15 PM   #17
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Oh no it's nothing of DiP's relationship standards, I'm talking about I walked out side to bring my dog in after leaving him outside for about 15-30 minutes on the chain to burn off some energy and basically I got to him just in time to see him take a crap and start eating it as it was coming out, now see, you implying what you did made it to where I had to explain the story....Congrats you brought it upon yourself

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Old 29th March 2008, 01:17 PM   #18
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he's just hiding the evidence. if you think he didn't go potty, you'll let him out longer

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Yeah, we have three dogs over 70 pounds, and each of them seems to enjoy the same... activity... It's just wrong, I tells ya... wrong... The only good part is, when one has an accident in the house, he cleans up after himself. (I think I'm gonna be sick now)

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*eats partly melted chocolate, making a mess everywhere, notices everyone looking awkwardly*

Why are you looking at me like that?? Did I make a mess??

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Did I get it?

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