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Old 29th March 2008, 08:40 AM   #1
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Old 29th March 2008, 08:51 AM   #2
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Old 29th March 2008, 09:56 AM   #3
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My girls loved that! Thanks! Oh, and my dog decidedly DIDN'T like it... hehe

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Old 29th March 2008, 10:09 AM   #4
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I hope when he's done we can flip him and use him as a squeegee?

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eeewwwww.....

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Old 29th March 2008, 10:41 AM   #6
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his back, Ari, his BACK! sheesh!

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Old 29th March 2008, 10:59 AM   #7
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his back, Ari, his BACK! sheesh!
Uh huh, uh huh... the mental image will never leave me now...

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Old 29th March 2008, 11:12 AM   #8
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Uh huh, uh huh... the mental image will never leave me now...
Then here, I'll make it better for you Arioch, after "squeegie'ing off", does the dog go back to the original cleaning?

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o.0 I don't think that's 'better' lol funny though!

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well, if he is anything like other dogs, probably... and now the image is even worse... *hack* *gag* *hack*

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