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17th April 2007, 07:52 AM
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| Banned  Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy
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  | Difference between.... We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death. |
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17th April 2007, 08:16 AM
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| Guildmaster of ATD, Defender of Paxlair!  Join Date: Nov 2006 Shard: Sonoma, Chesapeake
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| Re: Difference between.... LOL thats great...   |
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17th April 2007, 09:49 AM
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| No Rest for the Wicked  Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Hokuto/Lake Austin
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| Re: Difference between.... Oh, so that is the difference...both sound like a death sentence! LOL Guildmaster, No Rest for the Wicked (NRW) Hokuto |
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17th April 2007, 11:05 AM
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| Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm   Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval
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| Re: Difference between.... lol They both result in death, true. What matters is exactly how you want to die. We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt  Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig! |
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17th April 2007, 11:26 AM
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| Ronin<br>UOForums Bouncer  Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth
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| Re: Difference between.... *wonders what would it be to have the guts to have balls???*  Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons *rolls eyes* |
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