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Old 3rd April 2007, 12:40 PM   #1
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Democrat Politics

Presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton, Barack
Obama and John Edwards were flying to a convention.
Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said,
"You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the
window right now and make somebody very happy."

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could
throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten
people very happy."

John added, "That being the case, I could throw one
hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred
people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and
said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. I
could throw all of them out of the window and make 156
million people very happy."

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Old 3rd April 2007, 01:23 PM   #2
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Re: Democrat Politics

That was a pretty good one, though you could replace it for certain other American Politicians and get a much larger, world wide count. :grin:

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Re: Democrat Politics

Yeah, but that would go against my political ideology, so I wouldn't support that idea. hehehe

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Re: Democrat Politics

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Re: Democrat Politics

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That was a pretty good one, though you could replace it for certain other American Politicians and get a much larger, world wide count. :grin:
Wogs and Euroweenies don't count. :grin:

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