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Old 2nd December 2007, 08:24 AM   #1
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Wink Definition of Globalization

Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer : Princess Diana's death.


Question : How come?
Answer :
An English princess with
an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car
with a Dutch engine,
Driven by a Belgian
who was drunk on Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you change the spelling),
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor, using
Brazilian medicines.
This was sent to me by a Canadian,
using Bill Gates's technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that uses Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladesh workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian truck-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.

That, my friends, is Globalization!

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