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Old 21st March 2006, 06:32 PM   #11
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Re: Death, apparently it has other uses..

If I remember my High School Bio 1, he left it out on accident. How the hell he found out that it was useful...you got me.

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Old 21st March 2006, 06:35 PM   #12
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Re: Death, apparently it has other uses..

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If I remember my High School Bio 1, he left it out on accident. How the hell he found out that it was useful...you got me.
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WTH were you DOING in your classes?

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Old 21st March 2006, 06:49 PM   #13
 
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Re: Death, apparently it has other uses..

OK I am still lost.
The clip says that While cells have the ability to die they do not have the ability to be born from thin air. Meaning you can't get cells to grow on a rock(or other non living thing).
I am completely lost.

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Old 21st March 2006, 06:55 PM   #14
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Re: Death, apparently it has other uses..

Ok, I got my scientists mixed up.

I was thinking Fleming and penicillin. Pasteur was the one who noted that there is no spontaneous generation...that cells arise from other living tissues and dont just pop out of thin air.

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Old 22nd March 2006, 05:07 AM   #15
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Re: Death, apparently it has other uses..

Whatever....I don't get it. If things cell can't grow from non living things...then why are my dishes all moldy?
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Old 22nd March 2006, 07:14 AM   #16
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Re: Death, apparently it has other uses..

Am I the only one who is enough of a perv to see the potential gutter humor in that phrase?

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Re: Death, apparently it has other uses..

ooo lets make it as name brand now heh

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*snickering cause hes got a pervy humour too* :grin: :grin: :grin:
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Old 22nd March 2006, 12:46 PM   #19
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Re: Death, apparently it has other uses..

all the visuals.. this thread has conjured is just not good.... I need to go watch bambi or something....

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Re: Death, apparently it has other uses..

I'm still lost.

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