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6th December 2006, 08:18 AM
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Death of a......
My Private Part Died Today!
An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences. The following day, Mr Goldstein was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas." But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, " I told you yesterday that my Private Part died." "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" (You gotta love this!!!!!!!!!!!) "Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."   |
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6th December 2006, 08:40 AM
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Holding on to My Soul
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Re: Death of a......
lol thats funny
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6th December 2006, 09:10 AM
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Re: Death of a......
Lol
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6th December 2006, 01:52 PM
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Re: Death of a......
rofl
We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt  Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig! |
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28th December 2006, 12:58 AM
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Gimp of Pain
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Re: Death of a......
Rofl!!!
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14th January 2007, 09:33 PM
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Re: Death of a......
Lol
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