Dear Husband:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm
leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven
years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks
have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had
quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you
came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and
nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new
negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went
straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me
you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either
you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the
case is, I'm gone.
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your
BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a
great life!
Your EX-Wife

Dear Ex-Wife
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your
letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven
years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I
watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant
nagging.Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut
off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to
mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me not to say
anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my
favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER,
because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to
sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price
tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence
that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning
and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still
loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I
discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit
my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got
home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I
hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer
said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime
from me. So take care.
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but
Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
Signed Rich As Hell and Free!

Omfg Roflmao Hahahah!

Thats Great!

lol.... funny!!!

Actually she will get half of all his assets letter or no letter.Because they are married. lol He is a Poor guy but just doesn't know it yet.:grin:

Haha, that's pretty good. I was sad at first but then it made me laugh.