26th December 2005, 06:45 AM
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| Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm   Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval
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  | Cutting grass The power mower was broken and wouldn't run, a lady kept hinting to her husband that he should get it fixed. But, somehow the message never sank in. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When her husband arrived home one day, he found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. He watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. He was gone only a few moments. When he came out again. He handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," he said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalks." The doctors say he will probably walk again, but he will always limp.  We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt  |
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26th December 2005, 07:40 AM
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| Slave to emptiness  Join Date: Dec 2002
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| Re: Cutting grass lol.. ouch I've never figured out how to be gracefully humble without appearing weak. Nor have I figured out how to be gracefully passionate without appearing arrogant. In the end, I always seem to be arrogant and weak instead of humbly passionate. |
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26th December 2005, 11:24 AM
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| Europa for the win!  Join Date: Jul 2005 Shard: Europa
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| Re: Cutting grass LOL, That made my day, Thanks   |
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26th December 2005, 12:28 PM
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| You Have Been Epownt!  Join Date: Sep 2004 Shard: Catskills
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26th December 2005, 12:49 PM
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| El Mero Mero  Join Date: Apr 2004 Shard: Legends
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| Re: Cutting grass Hehe that is too funny. By the way, don't you just love the smell of freshly cut grass? |
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26th December 2005, 04:24 PM
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| Re: Cutting grass Not sure about freshly cut grass smells.. *goes outside and taps the ice ontop of his grass* :grin: |
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30th December 2005, 09:58 AM
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30th December 2005, 10:42 AM
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| Re: Cutting grass I like the smell of freshly cut grass, just as long as im not the one making it freshly cut!  |
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