Cute

Mercedes · 29th March 2007, 08:38 AM

This 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches." The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.
The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail then." Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said, "What is it?" The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."

**DiP** · 29th March 2007, 12:38 PM

Priceless.

**Snugglebunny** · 29th March 2007, 12:40 PM

You Men!

lklovelykiki24 · 29th March 2007, 12:46 PM

That's so mean that poor Old Lady was just hungry

There are so many really terrible crimes that are never properly punished.
Poor Old Lady

RMS Truffle Rainbow Spotted Mountain Trout · 29th March 2007, 12:48 PM

Oh god the can of peas is going to be ALOT of days in jail and yeah really! men selling out on thier wives... we wouldn't do that! Err well I kind of can't keep a straight face when I said that but really I WOULDN'T I will not lie about thinking about it though haha! j/k!

I couldn't do it because I love my Furblog being next to me! Always comforting when I am down and him just wanting to listen to me... watching tv all the simple things that make him special! He even cooks course he LOVES to cook so I do dishes he cooks... sounds look a good deal to me hehe

-RMS Carpathia-

29th March 2007, 08:38 AM	#1
Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 768 Gold: 108 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Cute This 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches." The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6. The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail then." Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. The judge said, "What is it?" The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."

29th March 2007, 12:38 PM	#2
DiP Ronin UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,221 Gold: 21,224 My Mood: Thanks: 158 Thanked 113 Times in 92 Posts	Re: Cute Priceless. Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

29th March 2007, 12:40 PM	#3
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29th March 2007, 12:46 PM	#4
lklovelykiki24 Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 694 Gold: 2,475 My Mood: Thanks: 22 Thanked 11 Times in 6 Posts	Re: Cute That's so mean that poor Old Lady was just hungry There are so many really terrible crimes that are never properly punished. Poor Old Lady

29th March 2007, 12:48 PM	#5
RMS Truffle Rainbow Spotted Mountain Trout Madien of the Great Blue Join Date: Jun 2006 Shard: Absolutely playing no games Posts: 2,012 Gold: 5,236 Thanks: 5 Thanked 10 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Cute Oh god the can of peas is going to be ALOT of days in jail and yeah really! men selling out on thier wives... we wouldn't do that! Err well I kind of can't keep a straight face when I said that but really I WOULDN'T I will not lie about thinking about it though haha! j/k! I couldn't do it because I love my Furblog being next to me! Always comforting when I am down and him just wanting to listen to me... watching tv all the simple things that make him special! He even cooks course he LOVES to cook so I do dishes he cooks... sounds look a good deal to me hehe -RMS Carpathia- -Back to the Future 2- Marty McFly: There he is, Doc! Let's land on him, we'll cripple his car. Doctor Emmett L. Brown: Marty, he's in a '46 Ford, we're in a DeLorean. He'd rip through us like we were tin foil. -RMS Carpathia-

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