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Old 5th November 2007, 05:59 AM   #1
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*Coughs* Thats a mouth full....


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Old 5th November 2007, 06:02 AM   #2
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*attempts to estimate the amount of cloth needed to make a sock for that*

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Old 5th November 2007, 07:10 AM   #3
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ok you caught me sunbathing

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Old 5th November 2007, 07:16 AM   #4
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Old 5th November 2007, 07:17 AM   #5
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could be easter islands big brother

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Old 5th November 2007, 02:48 PM   #6
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ROFL LMAO really! oh that was funny i almost puked

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You do realize that he said that not because that is the size of his...

but because he is a big...




*pumps fist!* Yes! Redemption for missing the fufu drinks! *takes self out of time out*

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Citrus Juiced?

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Whether or not you know how funny that was, it was brilliant! (I had to cough to cover up the laughing here at work)

Or should I say, "the bollocks"?

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Old 5th November 2007, 03:06 PM   #10
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Nature is the ultimate artist....she repeats her motifs in many places. That's in Arches Natinal Park, by the way, should anyone care to rub up against it in person.

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