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Old 28th March 2007, 11:39 AM   #1
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Cough syroup

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. He asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

The Clerk goes, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I have him an entire bottle of laxative."

The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives."

The clerk goes, "Of course you can! Look at him; he's afraid to cough."
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Lol hehehe good one

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Old 28th March 2007, 12:30 PM   #3
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hehehe

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