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Old 22nd December 2006, 08:20 AM   #1
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Cooking Chinese

If you have ever wondered why I don't prepare Chinese. Now you know :shocked:

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Old 22nd December 2006, 08:57 AM   #2
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I still love chinese food and your false lies wont stop me, hehe j/k

If the chinese food is serving cat, then it's the best DAM TASTING CAT I EVER TASTED, HAHA j/k
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LOL This is always a good laugh when I see it. Reminds me of when I was in Korea and all the guys going downtown and eating from the vender carts and wondering which variety of meat they were getting, dog or cat...
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LOL This is always a good laugh when I see it. Reminds me of when I was in Korea and all the guys going downtown and eating from the vender carts and wondering which variety of meat they were getting, dog or cat...

Maybe even rat!!
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Re: Cooking Chinese

My best friends Dad owns a Chines food restaurant and she told me that you are all wrong. They only use the best meats which include Opossum Raccoon and Armadillo
The weird thing is and this is no joke the restaurant is next to a pet store.
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Hope the businesses aren't named "Before" and "After" .

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Hope the businesses aren't named "Before" and "After" .

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Don't joke. I was way down in Mexico one day and we decided to eat from a vendor booth. I got a couple of soft tacos, and was finished with one before I read the menu again, more carefully. It said I was eating the special of the day: perro tacos. Yes, I admit it, I ate man's best friend.

Travel lesson: Never eat anything unless you look closely at the fine print.
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