Confession

Flames · 13th October 2006, 04:54 PM

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?

Johnny: Yes, Father it is.

And who was the woman you were with?

Johnny: I can't tell you , Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.

Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?

Johnny: I cannot say.

Was it Teresa Volpe?

Johnny: I'll never tell.

Was it Nina Capeli?

Johnny: I'm sorry but I cannot name her.

Was it Cathy Piriano?

Johnny: My lips are sealed.

Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?

Johnny: Please, Father, I cannot tell you.

The priest sighs in frustration. You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot attend church services for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.

Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers, What'd you get?
Johnny: Four months vacation and five good leads........

**Maddux** · 13th October 2006, 05:07 PM

Have to love Little Johhny

John Dell · 13th October 2006, 05:15 PM

*beams*

And I thought you where confessing your love for me Flames when I read the topic.

Flames · 14th October 2006, 09:42 AM

Yes, John... it is so true... I cannot hide it anymore...

John Dell · 14th October 2006, 11:29 AM

Aww, come get me! *Holds arms out in a dramatic gesture*

**Maddux** · 14th October 2006, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flames

Yes, John... it is so true... I cannot hide it anymore...

We need to get Flames to the Doctor, and I mean now!

John Dell · 14th October 2006, 01:50 PM

Jealous. I know I'd be

**Maddux** · 14th October 2006, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Dell

Jealous. I know I'd be

Not jealous, not me. If you start stalking someone else, I just might get a little "pk happy"

Flames · 15th October 2006, 10:13 AM

Please, PLEASE screen shot that! LOL

13th October 2006, 04:54 PM	#1 (permalink)
Flames Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Napa Posts: 158 Gold: 52 Thanks: 4 Thanked 3 Times in 1 Post	Confession Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman. The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi? Johnny: Yes, Father it is. And who was the woman you were with? Johnny: I can't tell you , Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation. Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti? Johnny: I cannot say. Was it Teresa Volpe? Johnny: I'll never tell. Was it Nina Capeli? Johnny: I'm sorry but I cannot name her. Was it Cathy Piriano? Johnny: My lips are sealed. Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then? Johnny: Please, Father, I cannot tell you. The priest sighs in frustration. You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot attend church services for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself. Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers, What'd you get? Johnny: Four months vacation and five good leads........

13th October 2006, 05:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
Maddux I've got Skinnies with RPGS! Twelve o'clock! Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Pacific Posts: 6,492 Gold: 2,718 Thanks: 13 Thanked 43 Times in 34 Posts	Re: Confession Have to love Little Johhny

13th October 2006, 05:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
John Dell Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Europa Posts: 971 Gold: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Confession beams And I thought you where confessing your love for me Flames when I read the topic.

14th October 2006, 09:42 AM	#4 (permalink)
Flames Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Napa Posts: 158 Gold: 52 Thanks: 4 Thanked 3 Times in 1 Post	Re: Confession Yes, John... it is so true... I cannot hide it anymore...

14th October 2006, 11:29 AM	#5 (permalink)
John Dell Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Europa Posts: 971 Gold: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Confession Aww, come get me! Holds arms out in a dramatic gesture

14th October 2006, 01:50 PM	#7 (permalink)
John Dell Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Europa Posts: 971 Gold: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Confession Jealous. I know I'd be

15th October 2006, 10:13 AM	#9 (permalink)
Flames Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Napa Posts: 158 Gold: 52 Thanks: 4 Thanked 3 Times in 1 Post	Re: Confession Please, PLEASE screen shot that! LOL

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