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Old 4th May 2007, 04:24 PM   #1
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The coat hanger

A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her small daughter

was very sick with a fever.



She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication. She

got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys in the car. She

didn't know what to do, so she called home and told the baby sitter what had

happened.



The baby sitter told her that the fever was getting worse. She said, "You

might find a coat hanger and use that to open the door."



The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat hanger that had been

left on the ground, possibly by someone else who at some time had locked

their keys in their car. She looked at the hanger and said, "I don't even

know how to use this."



She bowed her head and asked God to send her help. Five minutes later, a

beat up old motorcycle pulled up, with a dirty, greasy, bearded man who was

wearing an old biker skull rag on his head.



The woman thought, "This is what you sent to help me?" But, she was

desperate, so she was also very thankful.



The man got off of his cycle and asked if he could help. She said, "Yes, my

daughter is very sick. I stopped to get her some medication and I locked my

keys in my car. I must get home to her. Please, can you use this hanger to

unlock my car?"



He said, "Sure." He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute had it

opened.



She hugged the man and through her tears she said,"Thank You So Much! You

are a very nice man."

The man replied, "Lady, I am not a nice man. I just got out of prison. I was

in prison for car theft and have only been out for a few days."



The woman hugged the man again and with sobbing tears cried out loud, "Oh,

Thank you God! You even sent a Professional!"



Isn't GOD Good?
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Old 4th May 2007, 05:31 PM   #2
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Hehehe
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Old 5th May 2007, 12:58 AM   #3
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then he killed her....

is that the unknown punch line?
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Re: The coat hanger

No, and then he stole her car and the daughter never got her medicine!
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Old 5th May 2007, 11:21 AM   #5
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Re: The coat hanger

Sorry guys it didn't have a happy ending.... Everything went well from there on, now one of your two endings would of been a happy ending

*shakes head*

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Old 5th May 2007, 11:27 AM   #6
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Re: The coat hanger

So we are to believe that the prison reform system actually worked?!
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So we are to believe that the prison reform system actually worked?!
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