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Old 11th November 2007, 07:39 AM   #1
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I love the way this bird casually walks in, looks around, then legs it with the goods
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Old 11th November 2007, 08:55 AM   #2
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cool
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Old 12th November 2007, 09:15 AM   #3
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very nice

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Yay for the bird!
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Old 12th November 2007, 09:38 AM   #5
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If it were any other bird, I'd agree, but a seagull? gah
Horrible vermin things
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Old 12th November 2007, 10:11 AM   #6
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There Are Alot Of Seagulls In Longisland And They Are The Nastiest Buggers When You Go To The Beach Or Fishing..look Out Below And Incoming Are Common Seagull Tatics

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Oh no way lol
What a clever bird

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Notice how s l o w l y the gull walks into the store, then how -quickly- it runs out?!

Who says animals have no moral conscience?

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