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Old 26th April 2007, 08:31 AM   #11
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Re: Clearing up historical event...

*Thinks about DiP's mental calculation*

*Thinks DiP may have calculated too quickly*

If you want to go that far, I am actually old enough to be the direct offspring from said individuals...BUT I wouldn't bring it to light if I was actually a result of this cross breeding. How old are you DiP? hehehe

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Old 26th April 2007, 04:00 PM   #12
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Re: Clearing up historical event...

*thinks... carry the 9, multiply by dog years for the past few years, and count the time in the military as double time*

About 86, so I'm too old to be involved with your beastiality-incestry.

And what are you talking about?? Your 35, which means they (the offspring of aliens and sheep) reproduced at the age of 25-26 making you the grandchild of said alien + sheep combo.

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Old 26th April 2007, 04:34 PM   #13
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Re: Clearing up historical event...

*can't believe some of the discussions around here*
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Old 27th April 2007, 06:42 AM   #14
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Re: Clearing up historical event...

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And what are you talking about?? Your 35, which means they (the offspring of aliens and sheep) reproduced at the age of 25-26 making you the grandchild of said alien + sheep combo.
Um...My parents were born just before that Roswell incident...so I am not sure just how it would be possible, given my age, that I could be grandchild of the offspring of the listed members above. Just me thinking...

On another note, using your math, I would be about 88...far too old to be included into your beastiality-incestry conspiracy theory.

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