Clearing up historical event...

Lord of Shadows · 25th April 2007, 09:38 AM

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that
an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a
sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico .

This is a well-known incident that many say has long been
covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.

However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948,
exactly nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold
Gore, Jr., Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson
Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles
E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were born.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep. This piece of
information may clear up a lot of things.

toplessphoenix · 25th April 2007, 09:39 AM

Mercedes · 25th April 2007, 09:41 AM

giggles

**Adri** · 25th April 2007, 09:41 AM

**Ally** · 25th April 2007, 09:45 AM

heheh

**kingtony** · 25th April 2007, 09:47 AM

Judging by the names you listed and some of the people we have in office today i say there still breeding

**Baldguy** · 25th April 2007, 09:49 AM

I sent this to my rebuplican lawyer buddy. Great stuff!

**Vepl** · 25th April 2007, 09:56 AM

Vepl

Lord of Shadows · 25th April 2007, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kingtony

Judging by the names you listed and some of the people we have in office today i say there still breeding

*nods*

**DiP** · 26th April 2007, 06:55 AM

*notices LoS's age... does a quick mental calculation*

That puts some people at a prime spot to be sheep-grandchildren.

*listend attentatively for any slight difference in the way LoS pronounces the letter A*

Lord of Shadows · 26th April 2007, 07:31 AM

*Thinks about DiP's mental calculation*

*Thinks DiP may have calculated too quickly*

If you want to go that far, I am actually old enough to be the direct offspring from said individuals...BUT I wouldn't bring it to light if I was actually a result of this cross breeding. How old are you DiP? hehehe

**DiP** · 26th April 2007, 03:00 PM

*thinks... carry the 9, multiply by dog years for the past few years, and count the time in the military as double time*

About 86, so I'm too old to be involved with your beastiality-incestry.

And what are you talking about?? Your 35, which means they (the offspring of aliens and sheep) reproduced at the age of 25-26 making you the grandchild of said alien + sheep combo.

25th April 2007, 09:38 AM	#1
Lord of Shadows No Rest for the Wicked Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Hokuto/Lake Austin Posts: 633 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Clearing up historical event... Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico . This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government. However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr., Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were born. See what happens when aliens breed with sheep. This piece of information may clear up a lot of things. __________________ Guildmaster, No Rest for the Wicked (NRW) Hokuto

25th April 2007, 09:39 AM	#2
toplessphoenix Holding on to My Soul Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 519 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Clearing up historical event... __________________ I don't have issues......I have volumes!!

25th April 2007, 09:41 AM	#3
Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 778 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Clearing up historical event... giggles

25th April 2007, 09:41 AM	#4
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,509 Thanks: 94 Thanked 43 Times in 30 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Clearing up historical event... lol __________________ We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig!

25th April 2007, 09:45 AM	#5
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25th April 2007, 09:47 AM	#6
kingtony How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic Posts: 2,663 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Clearing up historical event... Judging by the names you listed and some of the people we have in office today i say there still breeding

25th April 2007, 09:49 AM	#7
Baldguy AKA Thom O'Bedlam. Got a Question? I got a link for ya! Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Lake Austin Posts: 2,392 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	Re: Clearing up historical event... I sent this to my rebuplican lawyer buddy. Great stuff! __________________ Useful links [UO:F Common FAQ] [UO Stratics] [UO Guide] [Official UO Play Guide] [Search UO] [FindUO.com] [UO Feedback] [More Links, gathered by the Forum] [b][size="3"]Got a Question, or a great answer? PM me with it and I will post in the FAQ.

25th April 2007, 09:56 AM	#8
Vepl Forum Legend Join Date: Oct 2006 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 3,638 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Clearing up historical event... Vepl __________________ Another Quality Job by Atlas607 Member of K*S

26th April 2007, 06:55 AM	#10
DiP Ronin Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 8,902 Thanks: 88 Thanked 54 Times in 45 Posts	Re: Clearing up historical event... notices LoS's age... does a quick mental calculation That puts some people at a prime spot to be sheep-grandchildren. listend attentatively for any slight difference in the way LoS pronounces the letter A __________________ Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

26th April 2007, 07:31 AM	#11
Lord of Shadows No Rest for the Wicked Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Hokuto/Lake Austin Posts: 633 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Clearing up historical event... Thinks about DiP's mental calculation Thinks DiP may have calculated too quickly If you want to go that far, I am actually old enough to be the direct offspring from said individuals...BUT I wouldn't bring it to light if I was actually a result of this cross breeding. How old are you DiP? hehehe __________________ Guildmaster, No Rest for the Wicked (NRW) Hokuto

26th April 2007, 03:00 PM	#12
DiP Ronin Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 8,902 Thanks: 88 Thanked 54 Times in 45 Posts	Re: Clearing up historical event... thinks... carry the 9, multiply by dog years for the past few years, and count the time in the military as double time About 86, so I'm too old to be involved with your beastiality-incestry. And what are you talking about?? Your 35, which means they (the offspring of aliens and sheep) reproduced at the age of 25-26 making you the grandchild of said alien + sheep combo. __________________ Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

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